A dictionary made by kids that live in the country whos mailboxes are miles away and drive tractors at age 13. Includes words like tractor pull and hay.
Guy 1- dude the word slut is not in here!
guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary
guy 1- what?
guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.
guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary
guy 1- what?
guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.
by Urbaner7863784682764 August 31, 2010
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2: That sucks.
2: That sucks.
by Lucio Soph August 7, 2010
Get the Urban Dictionary editors mug.A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions.
I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary
by drifter88 August 14, 2009
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Get the urban dictionary mug.The use of obscure slang terms simply because you discovered them on urban dictionary and feel they are so awesome they must be worked into a conversation somehow.
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"How do you know? Do you have psychic toiletpaper senses? No, you're just suffering from the urban dictionary effect.
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Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
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