Cum-Oath

A Cum-Oath is like a Blood Oath expect it's a lot more extreme and important.
You would perform a Cum-Oath not when entering a marriage but before your death or when you're going off to war to die.

The Cum-Oath is performed by removing one fourth of one of your balls and sacrificing it to the Cum God and saying "I fucked a fairy in half."

You break the Cum-Oath by not believing in the power of cum, or not cuming daily.

It's time, I'm going off to war, I'll die here, It's time to perform a Cum-Oath. Said Micheal
A what...? Said John
Fool, you do not believe in the power of cum. Said Micheal

by Aplo February 25, 2021

Cum Hangover

It is when a person who drank too much cum (Cum drunk) wakes up in the morning hungover from cum.

"your bitch came over last night and got so cum drunk she called me this morning complaining of a cum hangover"

by Garlem December 27, 2009

Cum gun

When your dick is harder than a diamond in a ice storm and your member is hot and loaded for that sweet sweet puss and you shoot your baby batter at a designated target with supreme accuracy

Timmy shot Susan in the eye with his throbbing cum gun

by Tall,dark,and Sticky December 5, 2018

cum drizzle

After a man ejaculates the last drops that come out.

She licked up my cum drizzle

by Shane Cline January 16, 2004

The Cum Run

The run from bedroom to toilet after sex, because you have just been ejaculated in.

"Quick let me through, I'm on The Cum Run"

by TitZilla October 10, 2008

pussy cum

The slang term for the vaginal juice that comes out of a womans vagina. Usually when she is sexually aroused. Used as a lubricant for sexual intercourse.

Look out!! I almost slipped in Laurel's pussy cum.

by Jyynx September 21, 2008

cum smuggler

A person who is willing to hold jizzum in their rectal cavity to cross international lines, which is illegal to take biological matter to other counties. This is a big biz in S.E Asia.

Wow, if you did'nt know him you would think munch is a big cum smuggler

by joey k February 10, 2005