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Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.
Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"
by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019
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Sports cuck

A man who’d rather watch his favorite sports teams than bang his wife.. Meanwhile his wife gets fucked by real men
Seth is such a sports cuck. He doesn’t even realize it
by Jimmy2Stylz December 21, 2021
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Cuck

A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit.
(Short version of cuckold)
I would hate to be a cuck like Muji. His wife treats him like shit
by Alpha_chad February 3, 2024
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King Cuck

It's important to understand the meaning of being "cucked" first - when you are in the process of completing a task, and another individual/event prevents you from successfully accomplishing that task. An individual who gets "cucked" on a daily (or more frequent) basis, can be labeled as a "king" of getting "cucked".

Note: Definition is derived from an individual who finds pleasure in seeing their significant other with another man, the word is then extrapolated further into everyday life and activities
Series of events happening on the same day: Stolen parking spot when backing into it, favorite bathroom stall is being used, someone changes your song on the aux, the cute girl at the bar uses you for a drink only, dinner reservation is canceled for coming 5min late - I've become a King Cuck
by Pico64827 August 24, 2023
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cuck

a man who's wife got fucked by someone else recently.
popularized by the meme named "bike cuck" which has many spinoffs including when the man gets cucked.
My wife got fucked recently, I was pretty bummed out about it. But I bet whoever fucked my wife was more happy to fuck her than I was sad to get cucked. the total happiness in the world increased. So whatever.
by Zzzzzaaaa December 7, 2017
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code cuck

A person who is actively in the process of being sabotaged by his own code.
Damn, I can't get these drivers installed on Lenovo, I'm getting totally code cucked right now
by The ass slinging slasher April 29, 2023
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National Cuck Day

Each year on the 8th of March, the world celebrates National Cuck Day, as a day of appreciation for the cuckold members of society. Often times, National Cuck day coincides with the origin of Cuckoldry.
Hey Ricky, Happy National Cuck Day!
by gazaturtle March 7, 2024
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