first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

step-second-cousin-in-law

1- Step-second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's step-second-cousin.

step-second-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

second-cousin-1X-removed

Second-cousin-once-removed (2C1R).

My second-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

double-first cousin

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).

My double-first cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025

cousin

your boyfriend

girl 1: "that's my boyfriend over there"
girl 2: "isn't that your cousin"
girl 1:"same thing"

by yeet skeeyer May 17, 2019

fourth cousin-aunt

Parent's female fourth cousin.

My fourth cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019