People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 07, 2024
by Burritowang May 14, 2016
Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
by Life couch January 31, 2021
Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.
Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
by mercethemerciless February 09, 2010
describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
by nothing here, don't look at me March 05, 2024
Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”
Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?
Mike: nahh man the couch callin
Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch
Mike: nahh man the couch callin
Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch
by Merle27 February 25, 2019