fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
Get the fetus controlmug. Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
Get the Controlled Incompetencemug. .
by Reninu March 15, 2025
Get the The Sony Playstation 3 Boomerang Controller Is A Trackpad For A Compassmug. When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.
"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Get the Ghetto Pest Controlmug. Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.
Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
by FerninLove April 2, 2019
Get the control-itismug. A method of controlling aspects such as tempo, depth, pleasure/pain, and orgasm of a woman by inserting the thumb tip of your dominant hand into her asshole and putting you fingers towards her back as if to grab her by the inside of her ass while fucking her pussy from behind.
Ashley yelled that she wanted John to go harder and deeper, so he took his right hand off her hips and used his control thumb. She immediately stopped telling him what to do and went along with however John decided to treat her in that position.
by Thumb-man June 18, 2024
Get the Control thumbmug. A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.
"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.
"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.
Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.
by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023
Get the Control cortelamug.