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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
mugGet the Coffee Beanermug.

Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.
by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011
mugGet the Dessert and Coffeemug.

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
mugGet the Coffee Beanermug.

Coffee crisp

A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.

It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.

During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!

Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 3, 2022
mugGet the Coffee crispmug.

coffee shower

A golden shower involving only black men.
Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.
by Corporalclegggg January 6, 2015
mugGet the coffee showermug.

Cooper coffee

A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.
Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.
by Xnorats August 27, 2018
mugGet the Cooper coffeemug.

coffee hug

When Typing -hugs- on FB to much :D
K- what yah so not running into that snowman coz it's a moomoo! -hugzzzz- :)
Loo loo- LOL coffee hugs
by Eggzorcist March 29, 2014
mugGet the coffee hugmug.

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