Hacking the cabbage 

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

.......

Hacking the cabbage by Roryson May 7, 2010

Nukage Boopage Cabbage 

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.

Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!

Nukage Boopage Cabbage by YouCantStopMeHuh December 28, 2011

feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.

Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?

feeding me cabbage by valiant thor December 1, 2014

a potato cabbage 

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.

"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"

a potato cabbage by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017

god’s cabbage 

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque

god’s cabbage by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

Boiling the cabbage 

When some one who usually follows traditional conservative ways and philosophies, is opening up to more liberal life ideas.

My grandfather is starting to accepting the idea of gay marriage as a normal thing, he is boiling the cabbage.

Boiling the cabbage by Young talk October 16, 2019

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt 

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020