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Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!
Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!
by Str8sexychk May 5, 2023
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crotch buster

A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.

Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.

Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.
Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.
by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009
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Crotch melting

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch
I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.
by opalfroot September 17, 2017
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Crotch bramble

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.
by rodzylla February 17, 2013
mugGet the Crotch bramblemug.

Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.
Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.
by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018
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Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.
Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze
by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018
mugGet the Crotch sneezemug.

Crotch nug

Yeah, I fixed my dog. Cut his crotch nugs clean off.
by Names4Balls December 22, 2018
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