bum blunts

blunts rolled out of paper grocery store bags
alot thicker then tabbaco blunts but look just like them
and alot easier to roll

man i couldnt find a swisher so i had to cop a bum blunt

man she sucks at rollin sweets bum blunts roll hella easier

by lalalalalalalallallalalallalal November 10, 2009

Bum barfing

Usually occurs the morning after heavy drinking and can be accompanied with actual barfing. Involves regular trips to the toilet with little or no warning.

Guy 1: Hey dude, awesome night last night but you were wasted!
Guy 2: Yeah, it got pretty crazy!
Guy 1: How you feeling today? Pretty hung, I guess?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, been having a serious bum barfing session all day.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens!

by Joneman January 4, 2010

Bum Fiend

1. A male, often a slight odd-ball or creep, who has an insatiable lust for the female bottom which goes way past perverted and borders on psychotic. Often lurks in bushes or back-alleys and pounces when least expected to grab that ass!

2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.

Dale: Umm, excuse me Janine, you seem to have dropped your purse.

Janine: Oh, so I have, your such a nice guy Dale (proceeds to bend down and retrieve it)

Dale: Giggidy (performs the bumming motion)

Gary: You are such a bum fiend...

by RspecksW June 1, 2010

bum plum

A big sore that dangles out of ones arse hole when straining to hard whilst taking a huge shit

Ouch, mum I pushed out a bum plum and its ripe for the picking

by bennygonebad October 23, 2013

bum magnet

An person whom is attracted to people that have no purpose in life, No education, No job, No money, homeless who wants to live off of others.

Your just a Bum Magnet , if your current boyfriend has nothing to offer you ,but sex, And your ex boyfriend is your deadbeat baby daddy.

by Thesexy1 March 22, 2016

Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.

Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.

by Northern1000 January 9, 2018

bum shandy

Emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) ass, proceeding to have vigarous bumsex in said ass, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.

I gave her the best bum shandy ever last night.

by sexifacator February 6, 2005