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Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
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Bullshit

A word that defines some lie
You're telling bullshit, right? No way she's dead
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Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)
Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.
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Clusterfuck of Bullshit

Michael: Dude, I just keep getting rejected left and right, this is a Clusterfuck of Bullshit!!

Chad: Damn man..
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Bullshit Ben

"I haven't used coke for 2 days!" said Ben Gibbo, from Tipton.

"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"
by Gingo June 2, 2024
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Bullshit Principle

The idea that everything on the internet is fabricated for likes.
I wasn't sure if Kim Kardashian actually made shoes from organic spinach, until I saw a making of video by my favorite YouTuber, and in that moment, I knew that even the Bullshit Principle couldn't disprove my belief.
by MarintelliVonderClaus March 7, 2023
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