Bum Brownie

Another name for a poo or poop.

Debbie: I’ll be back in a sec I just need to make some bum brownies.

John: I did not need to know that…

by lilshart February 10, 2024

Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.

Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.

by Toughkneigh February 02, 2020

Brownie muffin

A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.

Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin

by Oldfriedboot November 26, 2015

bernie brownies

Basically jus pot brownies. Named after Bernie sanders plan to legalize marijuana

Friend: have any grass ?

Me: just Bernie brownies in the freezer

by Skucke November 12, 2020

Brownie Kiss

Kissing someone's ass right as they are about to shit

Hey man I heard you and Jared were Brownie Kissing yesterday

by Dirtripper October 06, 2022

Urinal Brownie

Pooping in the urinal.

Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.

by Dr. Jeffrey July 01, 2017

Pocket Brownie

When you poop your pants, and can't unload it, so you let it stew until you find a bathroom.

Damn, it smells like someone has a pocket brownie they need to get rid of!

by Sycmas December 06, 2023