1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.
2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.
2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.
Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?
Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.
Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.
by Maddens Life December 6, 2017

by Vlerd January 20, 2022

Brian’s are athletic players to the game and girls. people named Brian are so wishy washy they can’t stay in a relationship. They will put other people in danger and not care about how their actions affect others. They are self centered people that are loved by their parents but hated by their friends.
Friend 1: “Did you hear what Brian did?”
Friend 2: “No what happen?”
Friend 1: “He tries to drive his girl home drunk from the party”
Friend 2: “No what happen?”
Friend 1: “He tries to drive his girl home drunk from the party”
by Wha zuuuuppp January 15, 2022

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots June 8, 2024

1 set of assisted pull-ups
1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

a toxic fan of the minecraft youtuber Grian. they send hate to those who "oppose" his side. a perfect example of this was the hermitcraft mayoral race when he was mumbo jumbo's campaign manager, they sent hate to the other candidates, even threatening to unsub to them if mumbo doesn't win.
a brian in an HEP member's comment section: I HATE YOUUU!1!1! HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE THE RESISTANCE!1!!???
everyone else: the brians are at it again
everyone else: the brians are at it again
by axolotl gang October 17, 2020

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024
