blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.

"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."

by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023

hot blonde british boy

A good looking british man with Blonde hair and a casual sense of fashion. The term can also be known as HBBB, all females love him, but he can only take 1 at a time, because women take too much fucking energy.

"Did you see that Hot Blonde British Boy? He's got weird fashion ngl."

by AspectofTime September 26, 2022

Dumb Blonde

A natural blonde who is not so bright. Can barely spell and doesn't even know the definition of dumb blonde

"Wow, skye is such a dumb blonde, she cant even spell blonde!"

by PinkHairedLooser May 12, 2021

Illegally blonde

Not me

I am not illegally blonde

by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019

ditsy blonde

Someone who is slow or has no clue to what's going on around them!!!!

Your home girl is a ditsy blonde... she really be acting slow.

by 22deuce83 November 6, 2023