Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
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Get the Blonde Bob Baddie mug.when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
Get the dutch blonde mug.When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
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“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
Get the Blonde tax mug.A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.
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