(moms-bike) Noun- A bicycle that is owned by someone's mom which does not have a seat, but instead a rusty metal pole. To ride the bike would be to insert the rusty metal pole into the ass hole, and to start pedaling. Used as an insult to an opposed person either for fun or with great insult to express total disrespect. Also used to express a person, thing, or group that is not cool, tending to be unoriginal.
by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010
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Moron: Check out my new e-bike your acoustic bike sucks in comparison.
Smart person: Does it look like my bike makes music!?
Smart person: Does it look like my bike makes music!?
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The Dirt Bike Strictly for pros. This is when you have the girl on all fours, and you grab her wrists and pull her arms out while she is spraying diarrhea out (thus giving the image of you riding a dirt bike).
Craig: Hey Jim how'd the date with Kelley go?
Jim: Oh it was great but then we did the Dirt Bike on my bed and um,well I need new sheets now.
Jim: Oh it was great but then we did the Dirt Bike on my bed and um,well I need new sheets now.
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If you were trying to elude a wild man-eating dog that rips your shirt all the time you would probably us your bike to get away at high speed. Going as fast as you could would be bike-sprinting.
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