brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Brian Moon

A garden gnome of a man.

That was a cute Brian Moon in the garden!

by Luna Lea October 3, 2023

Use your brian

Telling someone to use their brain, in a comedic way.

Person 1: What is the answer
Person 2: Use your brian lah

by CapTouhou November 5, 2021

Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.

That beached whale looks like Kaley Brian.

by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

Brians

1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.

2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.

Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?

Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.

by Maddens Life December 6, 2017

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

Brian Varghese

Keralite/ Malayali with a massive cock

This dude was so big I thought he was Brian Varghese

by Vlerd January 20, 2022