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Person 1: I am best friends with my ex-boyfriend

Person 2: You're an absolute mug
by JOHN VON JOHN November 27, 2022
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A mug is a person who is friends with your girlfriend who always cock blocks. she either is always talking to her when you want to or always tries to get invited to things with ur girlfriend.
Ben: June is being such a mug rn.
Dan: I know why does she want to go to the mall with us so bad.
Ben: Like does she know it’s supposed to be a double date.
Dan: IDK but I HOPE JUNE GETS HIT BY A CAR.
by Even bigger dick dan December 12, 2024
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I just want to make a mug. So this is what I get.
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"yes"
by darabonba April 9, 2022
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What you should get for your hole family .
by Djesse January 1, 2020
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Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019
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Best boss in the whole universe. Their name is usually David and likely an OAM.
Wow, that's the biggest mug I have ever seen. Their name is probably David.
by supbois February 13, 2024
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