Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

Alyssa

An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym

“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

Alyssa

A fag

Who’s that fag
Oh it’s alyssa

by Adriannacas June 2, 2024

Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.

"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante

by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024

Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.

"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."

by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025

Alyssa Mckay

A butterface influencer with a ridiculously fat ass made for gangbanging but a horrific face.

Corey - Look, isn't that Alyssa Mckay? Wanna take turns using her fat ass?
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!

by personnotareal6 May 6, 2025