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Loser

Someone who cannot make any friends no matter how hard they try, works a dead-end job making less than $20k a year, lives with his parents past the age of 25, is fugly, fat, unattractive, emotionally immature, and mostly likely somewhere on the spectrum.
At the ten-year high school reunion, George (who was always a loner with no friends back in the day), was the only classmate to show-up stag. At 29, he still worked at a dead-end job making peanuts, still lived with his parents, 200 pounds overweight, face looking ugly as ever, had zero friends, and was an extreme loser.
by Alun Richardson June 6, 2022
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Loser

A funny and chill person, kind and forgiving, trustworthy.
Coolest person I know is Justas, he's a real loser.
by Hambruhger August 20, 2021
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loser

if you read the word you have to drink water
by juicyjayda June 3, 2018
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Loser

by ??¿¿ March 12, 2020
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California loser highlight reel

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.
Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
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Outta Here Loser

When they roast/diss the fuck out of you, You will start to fall into a huge depression storm and crybaby mode, In the end you will buy a gun and kill yourself to end this sad life you have.
"I rather bang your whole family and your little bitchy ass friends, With my 50 inch dick, So get the fuck Outta Here Loser"
by AdamLaughsLololol April 19, 2018
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Abortion loser

An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd
There are some abortion losers in my family.
by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023
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