tracksuit wanker

Lads who walk around in a full tracksuit thinking they're buff

boy: "yo i look kinda buff in this tracksuit still"
other: "ha, tracksuit wanker!"

by Iman;)) August 23, 2016

One Hit Wanker

Just like a normal wanker, only he is finished a hell of a lot faster.

"oh boy, what a one hit wanker- one hit and he's done"

by Dave Mate September 8, 2008

wanker

A wanker is always used as someone who is ineffectual or useless. It does not substitute for asshole, bastard, dickhead etc. It´s roots are in the assumtion that someone who is so useless he cannot find another human being to have sexual relations with has to have sex with himself.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.

Tony Blair is always pandering to the Americans...what a wanker!

He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!

by Mexcelt April 15, 2006

Car Wanker

Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.

#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."

Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*

#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."

by Rawr xD September 10, 2010

Wanker

A masterbater

Look at that wanker

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

wankerchief

A old cloth or rag used for clean-ups after, well, wanking off.

"Ewwww... gross. Quit using my good towels! Dammit kid, I even put some wankerchiefs in your nightstand... on top of those magazines!"

by Kat (frustrated Mom) January 11, 2009

Word Wanker

Someone who makes up shit words.

That guy just said "Sex Monkey", what a Word Wanker.

by Heavymetaldude. UG FTW! June 28, 2008