Turkey Cutter

Somebody with a nice ass.

I saw this girl last night and she had a great turkey cutter!

by BORFborf.05 March 19, 2017

turkush delight

The little treat resulting from when, in a final act of desparation in the midst of a marijuana drought, you scrape all the blackened remnants of resin from your pipe and coat it with a meager dusting of keef from your pathetically empty grinder

Audrey: You know, we could just go buy weed from my neighbors
Jon: I’ve actually just used this bobby pin to scrape out enough resin to make a turkush delight
Audrey: Fat bet

by willys0ns January 9, 2019

Turkish lightbulb

Like a polish lightbulb but no fleshlight.

Me and Jeff did a Turkish lightbulb now I think I may be gay.

by Lilroot69 February 9, 2019

Turkki

The last name people do not commonly have but has mostly been known to accidentally be pronounced at Turkey

Bob: Hi my name is Bob Turkki
Friend: I'm sorry did you say Turkey?

by lil_turks April 15, 2019

turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:

"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.

by GruntPa June 13, 2019

Turkey Cheese

Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.

Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.

by Smock Snorkel August 6, 2019

Turkey Back

A slur for people from the New England Area, usually targeted towards Patriots fans or people who are just making a fool of themselves.

*At a Football game in Tennessee*
Patrick: "The Titans Suck! Patriots for the win!"
Nick: "Go back home you Turkey Back!"

by TolerateButHate June 12, 2020