Spring break titties

Titties that are so perfect that they can be only seen on the days of srping break (this will depend on school or work)

Yo this woman had some spring break titties and they were gods grace

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

mankey titties

a set of really nice titties, often fairly large and wonderful to look at

I never knew that girl had mankey titties until she wore a swimsuit

by nevasboy October 29, 2004

Titties

something on a guys chest that girls bang all night.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ur titties are nice

by Fred is shitty= December 3, 2019

Pity Titties

Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.

"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."

by Was wasted October 10, 2011

little titties

Bunk or lame. Not much going on.

Summer is almost over and I still need to enroll for next semester.

"That's little titties bro."

by CRay816 July 25, 2017

Grab titties day

Grab titties day is a day where you can put your girlfriends to the side and grab any girl’s breasts!if you don’t you’re 😒

Everyone is grabbing my titties today must be grab titties day!

by TweekingHolidays January 3, 2019

cogito ergo sum titties

A way of explaining a man's attraction to a woman based on the size, shape, or general excellence of here breasts, i.e., ahem, titties.

"Damn, look at that rack. I want to hit that."
"Cogito ergo sum titties, amirite?"

by alleged June 14, 2013