ethan palmer

A me me who can be very smelly at times

Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool June 10, 2019

Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019

Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

Ethan Cornish

Rapist

Person one: look it’s Ethan Cornish
Person two: he’s a rapist lmao

by Joe millilitres May 9, 2020

Ethan Dolan

THE HOTTEST GUY ALIVE. ALONG WITH HIS BROTHER GRAYSON DOLAN.

THAT"S ETHAN FUCKING DOLAN!
Ethan Dolan is a Full Course Meal.

by DOLANXBABES May 9, 2018

ethan gordon

one of my brothers close friends and makes fun of me a lot and mess with me. also one of the hottest human beings on the planet!

girl: oh my goodness ethan gordon is so hot
me: oh my gosh i knoww

by pee pee poo poo check October 12, 2020

ethan quinn

Someone who is very Australian and a very nice friend! He sometimes is kind of insensitive but he's young so what can you say

Ethan Quinn is so Australian

by FishOrangeTastebud May 24, 2020