by Burritowang May 14, 2016
Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
by Life couch January 31, 2021
Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.
Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
by mercethemerciless February 09, 2010
a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 09, 2020
by foodstamp_mcgee February 17, 2020
by clamcouch March 21, 2019