“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”
by AngusStarbies January 17, 2021
Get the stoner skill mug.An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
by Angrydriver May 13, 2022
Get the Stoner Spread mug.A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022
Get the ghetto stoner mug.Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.
Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
by Mitchell271jonnys June 1, 2018
Get the Stoner mug.Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
Get the Stoner boner mug.When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.
Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
by sidetoside July 29, 2017
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by TheHarbringer July 12, 2015
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