Facebook Fakeout

facebook flop

one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.

"Woah--look at Candy, she looks hot"
"No dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout"

by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006

Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006

Facebook Stalking

When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.

Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"

by Wordie69 July 29, 2009

facebook parasite

A person who constantly comments on your photos and status updates, who barely knows you and has no business commenting at all.

Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.

by werdslaya January 11, 2010

Facebook Phony

A person who paints an false or misrepresanative image of ones self on Facebook. Intended to deceive. And create a grand or fabulous life. When in fact it is not the reality.

She is a total Facebook Phony. Always posting pictures and quotes depicting a gloriuosly fabulous life.

by hardwoodstan August 11, 2009

facebook hater

Somebody who is all on facebook all the time and likes and comments on everybody else's posts and photos, but refuses to do the same to yours.

Announcing some good news such as you are engaged, got married, are pregnant, bought a house or had a baby and everybody else likes except that one hater of yours, and yet they are on Facebook because they are posting, commenting and liking other non-important posts. They also refuse to like any nice photos or other great quotes you share, and refuse to give props where it is due. This is a hater in real life and Facebook life, but they make so obvious on Facebook by being the only one that refuses to like your comments, photos, good quotes and other good news shared through Facebook. "Facebook Hater"

by PhoenixxDoll November 13, 2013

facebook trashing

a facebook friend who delights in pointing out every conceivable spelling, grammatical error or punctuation they can find on your profile or their newsfeed.

How about facebook trashing someone else buddy?

by charming doll January 27, 2011