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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
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Elephant

An elephant is a large mammal belonging to the family Elephantidae. They are known for their impressive size, distinctive trunk, and long, curved tusks in some species. Elephants are found in various habitats, primarily in Africa and Asia. They are herbivorous animals, consuming a significant amount of vegetation daily. Elephants are highly intelligent, social creatures with a complex social structure. They exhibit a wide range of behaviors, including communication through vocalizations, body language, and tactile interactions. Elephants have been revered in many cultures and play essential roles in their ecosystems as seed dispersers and habitat modifiers.
Jake: Have you ever seen an elephant up close?

Jonah: Yes, I had the opportunity to observe elephants during a wildlife conservation expedition in Thailand.
by vdfhvgfvhg June 12, 2023
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Elephant walk

often used for hazing where a group of guys form a straight line and grab the erect cock of the guy in back of them with one hand and put their thumb in the sphincter of the guy in front of them then they then walk a in a circle.

Coined by Trey Bright back in 2014
"Good god! I can never tell anyone about the date rapes in this fraternity or they will tell everyone that I participated in an elephant walk during hazing. My butt still hurts (weeping)."
by Unc 2016 June 13, 2023
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elephant

The story Scrambled Eggs in What We Remember, What We Forget is an elephant for Olivia. Other information taught in schools that she is SUPPOSED to remember aren't an elephant for her, though..........
by Obedience June 18, 2023
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Elephant water fountain

Multiple males get on all fours in a circle surrounding a female. They then jerk off while making elephant noises until they all shoot a stream of cum onto the female.
Pokémon club with the boys wouldn’t be complete without a good elephant water fountain!
by DJslut123 June 22, 2023
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The Dirty Elephant

When you put your balls on the eyes of a close friend and your Johnson hangs down by the mouth.
“Dude you should’ve seen the dirty elephant I did on Dave last night he was fucked.”
by Mmurray99 February 28, 2023
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elephant food

by Ritacca March 2, 2023
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