Mallarie is the definition of bullshit.
by Baseball31 July 6, 2017
Get the Bullshitmug. by Your ♕ November 15, 2019
Get the Bullshitmug. When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.
by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit May 4, 2018
Get the Bullshitmug. 1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022
Get the Bullshitmug. Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.
Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.
Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.
Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?
B: You know, just business as usual...
A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*
(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
B: You know, just business as usual...
A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*
(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
by pesticidko April 3, 2020
Get the Bullshit as usualmug. by Fuck the Pack January 19, 2020
Get the froggerknockle bullshitmug. It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
Get the Perfect bullshitmug.