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Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."
We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.
by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021
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sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.
I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.
by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008
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Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
by SerialMind July 25, 2014
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banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)
"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"
by fkyoujames June 14, 2017
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Warm banana

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.
Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.
by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010
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yodeling banana

When you are bored and are typing random things in to the urban dictionary
I am really bored, u know I'll type yodeling banana in to the urban dictionary
by Jesster_the_giraffe July 27, 2017
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Banana fart

A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.
Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?

Oops sorry...
by Lava lamp July 26, 2016
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