take a crack

A term used when telling friend and/or co-worker to get some ass.

"oh, look at that girl, you should take a crack at that piece of ass."

by joeybnukkas May 1, 2007

take a pill

While in modern usage, this is more often phrased as "take a chill pill", meaning "calm the fuck down", decades ago this was closer in meaning to "fuck off and die" as in "follow the lead of Hermann Göring and swallow a cyanide capsule".

Buddy, you need to take a pill.

by Uncle Red Dog March 7, 2017

Take a Walk

A term used for going out to go for a smoke the Devil's Lettuce

Aye bro come down ok the 13th for the taquero so we can Take a Walk before we eat

by Sandegg September 20, 2018

Take a moment

When you are on Houseparty and you’re friend says something out of line, uncomfortable or just downright outrageous you may want to take a moment! Taking a moment involves going on mute and going on mute.

Cara: your mum is hot
Eilidh: wtf
Sean: I’m going to take a moment

by Glowstickgingercats May 9, 2021

take a curvy

To let everyone know that is in a party or lobby of an online video game that you have to use the bathroom in a proper nice almost Southern way, and that you should hold off on entering a new game or match till the person returns.

Player one, "Nice game there player 2 you really dominated the hill."

Player two, "Thanks that was a lot of fun, I love the shottie!! Give me a minute I have to take a curvy. Be right back."

Player one, "Sure, no problem I have to get a beer anyway."

by selden007 July 27, 2008

Taking a LongCut

Taking the longest possible route to a destination. Commonly takes place in a automobile, the driver always knows many other shorter approaches to reaching your given destination, but he or she always wants to go on a road so long, painful,and depressing, that you would rather invite the Local Pedophile over to babysit your children, then be in the car with this person.

Some Common Signs From The Driver That Your About To Embark on a Longcut.

1. Signs of silence from the person driving. This may just be constipation, or fatigue, but most frequently your about to go on a 45 minute ride, when you planned on just making a quick little trip.

2. Grinning, Smiles that indicate that he or she has complete control, and is about to Rock You Like a Hurricane. ( Completley Usless Reference.)

3. He or She shows Confusion,
As if you have traveled so far away from home, that even the Driver doesnt know exactly where you might be.

All Samuel wanted to do was go to the gas station real quick and get a liter of Coke for his semi-formal "Get Together" later.....

When his ride arrived, he was assured by the driver that they were taking a shortcut,

Once this never ending endeavor began to take a trip to the gasstation, Samuel quickly relized the ultimate form of betrayal that was sitting right next to him.


" You MotherFucking Cunt ! Why the fuck are we Taking a Longcut ! "

by Endicott's LoverBoy- JMINS April 20, 2009

Take a sweater

What concerned parent's say as you walk out the door, either causing extreme annoyance or snide remarks. Then you have to go back inside and get a sweater, and if you don't it will most likely be the coldest day of the year.

Mother dearest: "Oh Danny, don't be ignorant and take a sweater."
Danny: "Ugh, you don't understand me."
Mom: "What you say?"
Danny: "Did i stutter?"
Mama: "Your grounded."
... Later on it starts snowing...
Danny: "Son of a bitch!"

by Danny-Dan aka Boss February 26, 2010