a controversial theory positing that in the event that an individual can gain the power to become invisible, said person will inevitably become a rapist; based on the idea that mere voyeurism is bound to become mundane no matter the quality of locker room viewing.
I'm not a cynical person, but based on the idea of romantic sleep rape and vigilante justified bitch rape, I think the Hollow Man Theory is valid.
by teevizzles_subordinate June 12, 2011
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A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
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A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.
Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.
by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009
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Theodosis is the funniest person to exist.
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by nanananinagga August 24, 2009
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DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011
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Bill Maher and George Carlin are theophobes.
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