sand stoning

this variation of the double dutch rudder incorporates the use of local beach sands, when gripped in the hands of the participants, and rubbed vigorously along the erected shaft of each participant, results in the painfully erotic sand stone rash of orgasmic stimulation.

Dude 1: Hey Blake, what are you up to tonight.

Dude 2: Well, I was just thinkin we do the ol' double dutch rudder.

Dude1: With a twist?

Dude 2: How do you mean (with interest)?

Dude 1: Sand Stoning, Bitch.

by bear_in_a_beard_hat January 11, 2012

rolling stones

Don't compare at all to the Beatles or to Zeppelin,They don't even compare to countless lesser bands.The stones SUCK!

The rolling stones suck ass!

by pissoff homos April 15, 2006

popping the stone

when i woman over the age of 60 and is still a virgin and you pop her cherry

popping the stone was an experience last night atleast she wasn't saggy.

by popping of the stone January 7, 2011

Stone Soul

Ancient Gothic God of darkness and power. Reveared by Meso- ostro- and ester-goths. Aka in various countries as: Steinseele; Âme en pierre l'immortal; Alma de pedra o goth; anima di pietra del signore; 夜的石灵魂; 暗闇の石造りの精神;밤 주, Stone SoulThe Immortal; Stone Soul, Lord of Night. Held in difering levels of reverance by different cultures, generaly worshiped as immortal, supernatural. Appears in differing forms and in human forms of differing ages according to various cultures standards. Is central in some urban legends and anceint scandanavian and gothic proverbs.

Hail to thee, Stone soul, Lord of Night, Immortal one, protect us in the shadows of thy kingdom's folds, hide our frailty and endow us with thy strength.

by Lordis April 5, 2004

Dirty Stones

a thirty pack of keystone's but you feel like dirt when drinking it

person 1: got me some dirty stones for 17.99
person 2: no way dude

person 1: ya...i hate my life

by my fingers hurt July 22, 2009

hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

by ask-two April 5, 2011

stoned-conversation

When you stoned-call a person, you have a conversation with them. Having an under-the-influence conversation with a social peer. Also, having a conversation with a person because your high as f*ck.

Joe: Dude! I'm so high! Let's stoned-call Sally!
Bob: Hell ya bro! We might be able to start a stoned-conversation with her!
Joe: Let's do that sh*t man!

by miggle4268 July 19, 2010