falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.
idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day
by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023

by 13kz67ash June 12, 2022

usually a madman, and usually gets really popular at school, having phases every semester, doing new things to make him popular, he has 2 bodyguards
by dimpson king123 May 30, 2024

The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.
by RoosterKog June 8, 2018

Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.
by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022

The boy you like that has the most beautiful sapphire eyes and warm toned brown hair. He has a warm smirky smile that makes you blush for no reason, and is someone who is decently athletic, highly intelligent, and hysterical but above all kind.
by BillBlop777 November 10, 2021

He is a blond with blue eyes big balls. also a meathead. he is a bitch sometimes but is always relatible.
look at that steven
by That guy gavin February 1, 2023
