Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner
Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.
by Sugar KOOKEE June 14, 2022
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A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.
Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"
by Romie_777 November 23, 2022
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Slow roasted local

Yourself and three of your best mates having a 4way and a couple cans, because the footies on.
"Hey what's on for the weekend?"
"Yeah nah, just have a slow roasted local, the swans are playin"
by Slow roasted local June 24, 2017
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surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.
"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."
by treyweeezay November 17, 2013
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kinda slow

When u are super slow at moments
Jaylen is kinda slow .
by Knowledgeiswise2004 November 24, 2017
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2point slow

also know as 2.0 liter in volkswagons
yo hes got a 2point slow ha my 94 prelude with vtech would destroy it
by joe gomes September 19, 2007
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slow toke

A slow-motion cannabis smoking video. First used in the LA/OC/Socal smoke sesh scene. It usually ends with the people getting super baked after the shoot
Let's get a Slow Toke at the sesh!
Yo my Slow Toke came out sick!
by SmokeWeedEveryDay710 October 18, 2023
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