The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal

Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate

by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010

Sleep Addled

Where you are so tired you can barely form sentence and usually talk offense to anything anyone says.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go watch some Netflix?
Person 2: EXCUSE ME I AM TRYING TO WASH THIS ANTIQUE SHOW
Person 1: *snorts* You are really sleep addled aren't you?

by Diana-Rose October 10, 2015

Sleep Cheap

Sleezy motel where you pay by the hour. Where one would go with a hooker or prostitute.

How about we go down to the sleep cheap and get this on.

by Leightoncarmichael May 12, 2008

sleep-off

Masturbating for the sole purpose of falling asleep. Used when you have to get a good night's sleep but you're not tired.

Guy 1: Dude I have to go to a job interview tommorrow morning, we shouldn't have chugged all those Red Bulls.

Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.

Guy 1: Thanks man.

by naylordude June 16, 2009

sleep and slide

A sleep and slide is when you perform oral sex with a sleeping woman in order to get her lubricated for penetrative sex.

I was giving my girl a sleep and slide last night when she farted right in my face.

by Shaymoth May 23, 2014

Sleep fucking

A rare sleeping disorder similar to sleep walking, but with sexual acts instead.

Hey sorry about sleep fucking you last night.

by Tsmitnig January 16, 2015

Sleeping Nekid

-verb

The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.

"Yo fool...Don't hate just cuz I SLEEP NEKID!"

or

"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"

or

"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"

by Th@t CloVeR DuDe December 9, 2008