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shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.
Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man
by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008
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shuffle

Go on a shuffle for me.
by j April 4, 2004
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5 Knuckle Shuffle

The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004
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5 knuckle shuffle

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut
by The cerified G January 13, 2017
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Shuffle Shame

When one's ipod is a shuffle, and when all of your friends are not as jewish as you and can afford better ipods.
Man, i have a case of hardcore shuffle shame.
by crack head jones July 7, 2009
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Bathroom Shuffle

The akward, thighs pressed together bolt a girl does to the bathroom after she has just taken a fat load of cum. Usually said girl has some form of plug, either a wad of tissues or her hands to stop the outpour of said cum !
Dude, i shagged this chick last night and it was the funniest bathroom shuffle ive ever seen !
by nmk_427 August 20, 2009
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Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.
Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.
by docshuffler April 8, 2009
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