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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023
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schrodingers soup

A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup

B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"

B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
by CamSilvy July 20, 2023
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Schrödinger's Legs

The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"
by SunGnif July 28, 2023
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Schrödinger's Autism

The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.

Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023
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Schrödinger's Comedian

A comedian who acts like a jerk and based off people's reactions make a joke based off the act in a funny way.

A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
by mayflooer August 22, 2023
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Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
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Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.
“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”
by okayxairen August 28, 2023
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