She-some

A girl on girl on girl threesome. Pretty much the hottest thing on earth.

Instead of getting together to watch The Biggest Loser on Monday night, Tina, Stacey, and Julia threw caution to the wind and had a she-some instead.

by Friendsy1 December 27, 2009

She's got cats

1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady

2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)

Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.

John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"

OR

John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."

by discgolf January 24, 2010

She-Yeti Manatee

A very large beastly person whom wants to be a cougar but to old and frumpy to pull it off, one who tries to squeeze into clothes a few sizes smaller and looks like an overstuffed sausage with hail damage. She usually gives real good bad advice on relationships as a single has been. This is usually a female type with a epic fail name. She is a person whom is held together mentally by prescription drugs.

Oops! "She-yeti Manatee" has done it again, why does'nt she get fired already!

by Styledogg August 10, 2010

he/she needs an enema

politically correct way of saying someone is full of shit

Nurse 1"Why is that new nurse late again'?

Nurse 2 "She said her bady daddy was late picking up the kids due to a 19 car accident on the freeway that he caused because he is such a loser he 4 flat tires and then ran out of gas, so he abandoned his car and walked 3 miles to her house." According to her its not her fault she got knocked up by an irresponsible loser. '

Nurse 1 "Yeah, whatever, he/she needs an enema"

by voodoomutt May 1, 2012

She-bay

A wife or girlfriend who was purchased from a developing country using an Internet dating site

"Hey, there's Nigel with his She-Bay."

"Where'd he pick her up from?"

"Kazakhstan or some shit."

by Diggedy Dogg January 25, 2016

She Hit

When you are not allowed to swear but you want to swear.

"aw man, I broke my egg. She Hit"

by OreoBoreon June 12, 2019

She money

Money she makes and spends on herself.

I bought this bikini and got my hair and nails done with she money!

How are you going to pay for those Dior sunglasses?

She money!

by Megarus October 5, 2019