When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
Get the Sperm whalemug. 
She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!
by Melo225 August 11, 2023
Get the Sperm Bulgarmug. An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
Get the Sperm-Whalingmug. A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide
by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025
Get the Sperm and slidemug. The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.
by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016
Get the Sperm the wormmug. by Speaker of maniquins March 15, 2018
Get the wrinkley spermmug.