Sleep fucking

A rare sleeping disorder similar to sleep walking, but with sexual acts instead.

Hey sorry about sleep fucking you last night.

by Tsmitnig January 16, 2015

Sleep Cheap

Sleezy motel where you pay by the hour. Where one would go with a hooker or prostitute.

How about we go down to the sleep cheap and get this on.

by Leightoncarmichael May 12, 2008

sleep-off

Masturbating for the sole purpose of falling asleep. Used when you have to get a good night's sleep but you're not tired.

Guy 1: Dude I have to go to a job interview tommorrow morning, we shouldn't have chugged all those Red Bulls.

Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.

Guy 1: Thanks man.

by naylordude June 16, 2009

Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.

Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

by sodomicblitz July 27, 2009

Sleep Addled

Where you are so tired you can barely form sentence and usually talk offense to anything anyone says.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go watch some Netflix?
Person 2: EXCUSE ME I AM TRYING TO WASH THIS ANTIQUE SHOW
Person 1: *snorts* You are really sleep addled aren't you?

by Diana-Rose October 10, 2015

sleep and slide

A sleep and slide is when you perform oral sex with a sleeping woman in order to get her lubricated for penetrative sex.

I was giving my girl a sleep and slide last night when she farted right in my face.

by Shaymoth May 23, 2014

Sleeping Nekid

-verb

The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.

"Yo fool...Don't hate just cuz I SLEEP NEKID!"

or

"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"

or

"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"

by Th@t CloVeR DuDe December 9, 2008