Rusty Hurricane

The act of quickly pulling out your penis during anal intercourse and then proceeding to give your partner a golden shower simultaneously blowing gusts of air on your partner by flapping your arms in a wave like motion.
"My girl loves it when I pee on her and do her anal. So I'd thought I would give her the best of both worlds and give her a rusty hurricane."
by Spicy Ketchup September 17, 2009
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rusty wagonwheel

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!
by guy October 17, 2003
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Rusty Muffler

Giving a rim job to some one that still has shit on their ass.
Did you see Stevie Wonder at the Democratic National Convention? He totally gave someone a Rusty Muffler.
by Kenny Young August 29, 2008
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Rusty Turtle

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.
girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps
by Rusty Turtle March 10, 2010
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Rusty Crusty

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
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Rusty ass

If you rust someone, you half trust them. You usually trust the person but you are fully aware that they can be shady.
Wow, be careful around Tom, he's kind of a rusty ass...
by yunglilboo June 01, 2015
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