rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006

rusty wagonwheel

The Anus

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by guy October 16, 2003

Rusty Muffler

Giving a rim job to some one that still has shit on their ass.

Did you see Stevie Wonder at the Democratic National Convention? He totally gave someone a Rusty Muffler.

by Kenny Young October 29, 2009

Rusty Turtle

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.

girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps

by Rusty Turtle March 10, 2010

Rusty Stopsign

When you're banging a hot chick and you realize it's an old tranny.

Dude I was banging this hot chick last night.

You were banging a Rusty Stopsign.

by Wankmaster95 March 7, 2016

Rusty Machine

A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.

See also Good Machine.

Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.

by Caz_B February 4, 2008

rusty fuck

1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.

2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine

1.

Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.

2.

Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.

by nakker December 14, 2009