A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.
Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.
by Someguy018 November 4, 2018
Get the Berkeley Parents Networkmug. 
The people who say "be greatful we brought you into this world" or "without us you would have never been alive" when you really never wanted to be here.
by Ifurreadingthisurgay September 22, 2020
Get the Parentsmug. (Noun)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parentflation”)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parentflation”)
Jake had a strict bedtime of 9pm growing up, but due to parent-flation, his youngest brother can stay up until midnight.
by JakeTheSnake29 February 1, 2025
Get the parent-flationmug. A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Parent of God, what happened to you?
Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
Parent of God, what happened to you?
Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
Get the Parent of Godmug. mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*
by Sussy God September 22, 2021
Get the apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parentsmug. TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
Get the Parental Notificationmug.