Owen go throw yourself in a wood chipper.
by wehateowen April 9, 2021
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Owen is my bestie and makes out with my friend nvsolts and has started to not be fan of my friend rfk but he kind of zesty but he lowkey pookie
Owen is my pookie
by You know who I sm July 1, 2025
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hes the best person ever and if u hate him u will go to hell and if u break up with him u will regret it
hes the best person ever and if u hate him u will go to hell and if u break up with him u will regret it
by nevernignog November 20, 2019
Get the owen mug.A complex mental state somewhere between ambition and delusion, where a person is utterly convinced they’re destined for greatness but hasn’t taken a single concrete step toward it. The disciple of Owenism wakes up every morning declaring they’ll “lock in today,” only to be found hours later lost in the depths of motivational videos titled “How to become successful in 30 days.” It’s not pure laziness — it’s performance procrastination, powered by overconfidence, caffeine, and the belief that destiny is just running fashionably late.
In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.
Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.
Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
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by Exoticx17 November 2, 2025
Get the Owenism mug.Usually bisexual people, Owen Graydons will try to lie their way out of anything and fail miserably at it. Tall, dark haired figures who smell quite bad and wear hand me downs - Owen Graydons are NOT the people you want to be around!
Connor: Did you hear about the guy going 300km in a 100km zone??!!!!
Liam: I did hear that! But i also heard Owen Graydon said it.
Connor: OH well that makes sense, it was just a lie!
Liam: I did hear that! But i also heard Owen Graydon said it.
Connor: OH well that makes sense, it was just a lie!
by Mike Conlee October 29, 2021
Get the Owen Graydon mug.A sweet caring boy he usually is always cracking jokes and having a laugh but deep down they have insecurities and self doubts if you ever come across an owen make sure to befriend them he will always be there to support you and be there for you also he is a sucker for video games .
My friend owen is my best friend
by The ultimate cheese ball November 11, 2020
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