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CNN stoned

When you're watching CNN or any other news network and think to yourself,"This isn't real, I'm probably just high". But then you realize you haven't smoked today.
When I saw Comey testify, I thought I was CNN stoned.
by ThundrJaye June 16, 2017
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rolling stones

Don't compare at all to the Beatles or to Zeppelin,They don't even compare to countless lesser bands.The stones SUCK!
by pissoff homos April 15, 2006
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popping the stone

when i woman over the age of 60 and is still a virgin and you pop her cherry
popping the stone was an experience last night atleast she wasn't saggy.
by popping of the stone January 7, 2011
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Stone Soul

Ancient Gothic God of darkness and power. Reveared by Meso- ostro- and ester-goths. Aka in various countries as: Steinseele; Âme en pierre l'immortal; Alma de pedra o goth; anima di pietra del signore; 夜的石灵魂; 暗闇の石造りの精神;밤 주, Stone SoulThe Immortal; Stone Soul, Lord of Night. Held in difering levels of reverance by different cultures, generaly worshiped as immortal, supernatural. Appears in differing forms and in human forms of differing ages according to various cultures standards. Is central in some urban legends and anceint scandanavian and gothic proverbs.
Hail to thee, Stone soul, Lord of Night, Immortal one, protect us in the shadows of thy kingdom's folds, hide our frailty and endow us with thy strength.
by Lordis April 5, 2004
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stone turning

To dramatically change your opinion, yet act as if you've always held the more recent perspective.
Have you heard the latest episode of the Texchris Davesaw Massacre? Looks like Dave's stone turning again!
by cantevendell October 29, 2017
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Amber Stone

An Amber Stone is a person who always picks favorites. To them, she is extremely nice to them but to everyone else she sees them as peasants. Amber Stone is her own category in this world. She fights good with kindness and evil all mixed in together. She fights evil with good but then uses it for her own selfish ways.
There is good and evil and then there is Amber Stone.
by Taylor N. May 17, 2016
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Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.
dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!
by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 16, 2010
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