Mommy

That strange lady you called because college is nothing like you thought it would be.

“Mommy, the other kids are mean, can you come pick me up!”

by Veeve June 6, 2023

Mommy milkers

The act of having death threatening breasts.

(Noun)

Relating to having large tits, boobs, titties, boobies, breasts, milkerz.

Person 1: I want her mommy milkers

Person 2: yeah same 🤤

Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2

Person 2: BRO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY WANTING THEM

by Sou1E@t3r January 6, 2022

Mommy

A sexual kink that femboys, chads, and sometimes egirls share.

femboy; hey mommy
Chad: Yo whats up

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

Materphilia/Mommy kink

A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way

Pronounced: May-tuh-filia

1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.

2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.

Materphilia/Mommy kink

by cutecumber.1963 February 1, 2025

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017