Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.
Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011
Get the schlong nuggetmug. The new soul shattering insult created by someone with a force so evil he could destroy nyc to 3 bits.
Kid:Hi u play fortnit i wana plai wit u
Guy: No blerp nugget go home and drink your mommy's breast milk
Kid: Fine >:3
Guy: No blerp nugget go home and drink your mommy's breast milk
Kid: Fine >:3
by KILLTHENEWBORNS March 27, 2022
Get the Blerp nuggetmug. That last irritating little piece of shit that is stuck to your bum and refuses to fall even after you're done taking a shit.
(can be used as both noun and adj.)
(can be used as both noun and adj.)
by Bumbi November 22, 2007
Get the bum-nuggetmug. Butt nugget's have nothing to do with DINGLEBERRIES, two totally different things, people here confuse the two. A Butt Nugget is refering to larger size for one.
When your taking a shit and can't finish because of some emergency that forces you to pinch a loaf off, leaving a nugget stuck behind your donut hole. Walking around this DOES feel like a nugget stuck in your butt. Being heavily constipated usually forms golf ball types of stool, and pushing them out is a chore on its own but usually one of those nuggets near the end isn't going to make it out and again walking around you'll feel a nugget caught till you can go again (pain killers do this all the time).
When your taking a shit and can't finish because of some emergency that forces you to pinch a loaf off, leaving a nugget stuck behind your donut hole. Walking around this DOES feel like a nugget stuck in your butt. Being heavily constipated usually forms golf ball types of stool, and pushing them out is a chore on its own but usually one of those nuggets near the end isn't going to make it out and again walking around you'll feel a nugget caught till you can go again (pain killers do this all the time).
I was taking a shit when I hear the baby screaming in his crib so I pinched a loaf, wiped, and went to check on him/her. Now I can't go any more and I'm stuck all day with this butt nugget stuck in my ass.
by Grandpa BiGBALLS January 7, 2010
Get the butt nuggetmug. by Andrew September 13, 2004
Get the Fuzzy Nuggetsmug. by *poo* July 2, 2005
Get the chicken nuggetmug. 