Kelly

Someone who helps you self harm

Kelly will walk you through self harm and show up at the funeral like it's not her fault

by Dinosaursarenotreal January 20, 2025

Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019

kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

by Stickypee May 12, 2020

Luke kelly

A very fat boy that stinks of smegma

Luke kelly is seen riding his ped around northwich ends

by mjacko lid February 22, 2022

Kelly

Kelly, if you are a Kelly by all means you're fantastic at making money. He can save it too. Kelly has awesome people skills.. for example he'll give you his only shirt on his back. Hell put a roof over your head. And good good in his belly! Every one wants to be his number one! But noone is up to his prefects standards. He's also known as the baby with the cheeks to go with the nickname. Kelly is always laughing with them and also at them too!! His laugh is contagious. With kellys money making skills he's a great collector of expensive things like things people don't have the money to buy , Kelly is there to help you out in any way that he can! He's very empathetic and sincere!!! You are a Rockstar all the way!!!!

Kelly can be defined as Master in his field!!! His dedication, discipline, and experience naturally allow him to be the best in his class!!! As well, the woman line up and fight over him 😤 😂 daily, including his Momma Bear 🤣 😂 🤗😚😇😁🤫😋

by anonymous June 15, 2022

James P Kelly

Name; Of Irish origin. It means short fucking midget!

Hey looks it’s a James P Kelly.

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

Kelly Olynyk

The name of Gonzaga legend and NBA player who completely dismantled the Wizards in a game 7 in 2017. 26 pts off the bench is the most off the bench in a playoff game since 1972. He scored 12 of his 26 in a 3 minute stretch in the 4th quarter. Ainge drafted him and passed on Giannis for being more "NBA ready"

There would be no NBA without Kelly Olynyk. Guys like LeBron and Steph Curry are so good because they watched some Gonzaga tape on Kelly and wished they were him.

by OlynykClinic69 November 25, 2021