CAPS GOD

THE THING HUMANITY NEEDS THE MOST

MAN I NEED CAPS GOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW

by CAPSIE February 26, 2018

Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

Bottle capping

Opening a bottle of alcoholic beverage using your vagina

I caught my wife bottle capping my beer.

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

Kizzy Capping

This is a term used when someone is capping so hard, that they must add the kizzy to the front to show just how unlikely the situation is.

"I like totally just rizzed up your daughter Mr. White," said Jesse. "Nah fam, you is definitely kizzy capping rn, said Walter."

by Lilzachx February 4, 2023

johnny cap

It's another name for a condom could also be called a johnny

Hek my name is Johnny
I got bullied I got called a Johnny cap

by Bubba is faggot April 3, 2019

Cap-inator

A person that only speaks lies, also known as 'capping'.

Damn, Jim is such a Cap-inator he always caps.

by Cyuse December 1, 2020

no cippty cap

a dope ass way to say “no cap”

“i’m that bitch.” “no cippty cap!”

by andrea____ May 15, 2019