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When you want your computer to say something funny because you are at school and bored out of your mind

mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing

by chipdabeaver December 5, 2023

Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021

comfy mommy

A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.

Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know

by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020

mommy scold

Scolding somebody younger than yourself for a perceived indiscretion

I don’t want to mommy scold you, but you fucked up!!

by Catchris2 January 27, 2021