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Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
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Person 2: yeah same 🤤
Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2
Person 2: BRO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY WANTING THEM
Person 2: yeah same 🤤
Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2
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